[Onomatopoeia] Quiz: 9/19

If you’ve invested time and effort over these first two weeks, you’re already beginning to unlock the second course described here. You’ll also want feedback to know how you’re adjusting. Here, take this:

This is a reimagining of the pop quiz. Read about it here, ignoring the irrelevant stuff1:

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Another way to view this sort of quiz is as weaponized feedback. Your ability to answer those questions will be combined with recent observations of your in-class work and formal writing. You can think of it as sorting you more broadly than the GAP scoring protocol does in order to attack procrastination, anxiety, etc.

I’ll write brief descriptions of where you’ll be after the quiz, and then I invite you to note that this is why cheating doesn’t make any sense: It would only bring on more work and responsibility that you are unable to do.

Weak performance in class, weak performance on quiz | Start by treating these posts as you ought to treat lectures, textbooks, and test-driven packets. This is the instruction. Read it all thoroughly and repeatedly, ask questions, etc, and isolate yourself in class until you’re caught up.

Weak performance in class, strong performance on quiz | There is always more to do, and you can start by helping others understand what you’ve figured out. Teach them, unlock that deeper curriculum, individualize the work. Anything else is disrespectful, so it’s an explicit path to anti-amenability, which is Tier 1.

Strong performance in class, weak performance on quiz | Don’t worry. This means you need more direct feedback, more guided discussion, and probably some extra help with tricky concepts. If we do that, you’ll be able to teach others, which means you’re knocking on the door to an 8 or 9.

Strong performance in class, strong performance on quiz | Great. Start working with others, designing interstitial ways of honing our collective understanding, and figuring out how to make the room more efficient and effective.

Before we even look at the data from this quiz, I can already tell you that most of you need to work harder at the instructional posts. You can’t read them casually or skim the contents. That’s just as harmful as daydreaming during a lecture or falling asleep while reading a textbook.

The other predictably necessary adjustment is something that never stopped being true: If you aren’t on task throughout the period, you aren’t meeting the basic requirements of the course, which means you should not score higher than a 4 on our GAP scale. That 70 should be your ceiling, especially if you’ve been warned to refocus.

This is functionally similar to being made to change clothes for physical education, to clean up your workstation in science, or to complete homework for points on your final average in Math. These are the rules of the classroom, and you can’t break those rules without a penalty.

On the other side of the motivational scale, there is always something to read or write or discuss in here. You will never run out of things to do. These posts are built to be deep and ramiform, and the work is always about an ongoing process; but if all else fails, somehow, you have me to redirect you or suggest further work. So it doesn’t matter if you are bored, tired, angry, possessed by demons – the room is built to help you be productive, regardless.

Ask questions about this below.


  1. Sooner or later, I’ll update this essay to make it more universal. For now, focus on the obvious connections to what we’re doing.